texas taco

The act to shit in between a chicks breast, and then tit fuck her.

Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!

by ZakkaZ May 16, 2008

Space Taco

A vagina that has been banged so many times it looks like it came from outer space. UFO = unidentified fucked object

Dude, that chick had a space taco... I wasn't going near it.

by annie walnuts July 29, 2008

Taco Poop

Occurs after eating at taco bell or similar establishment. Also after eating homemade burritos. Poop will come out runny, explosively, and last but not least, it will smell like absolute dog fart. Smell will generally be similar to the food's smell when it went down, especially if said food was from taco bell.

"Don't come near me, your taco poop stinks like f--kin s--t!"

by Polizei January 23, 2007

taco party

A delicious feast at Jose's fit for kings and gods.

"That taco party was delicious!"

by Branch Lugrand August 10, 2006

fish taco

A mexican entree best consumed with beer.

I would like to have a fish taco for dinner, please.

by Jamal April 27, 2003

chicken taco

Delicious pussy, great for eating. Opposite of tuna taco.

Most lesbians have chicken tacos.

by Sharon Stone May 20, 2006

Blue Taco

The female version of blue balls.

To deny a female sex.

Joe: Man what happen to you after the party, you and the chick hook up.
Mike:No man, I could to tell that she really wanted the D though, but I had to much to drink so had to leave her with a blue taco.

by Carzick January 07, 2013