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Squirrel Snaked

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
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Snake-Bag

–noun
(1) CONDOM: a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

(2) a dirty or unkept person
(1) In practicing safe sex be sure to use a snake-bag.

(2) your mother is a whorish snake-bag.
by berocca February 14, 2010
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Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.
by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010
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Butt snake

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.
Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.
by John Haines January 13, 2022
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Snake race

When your mates come over to watch and debate the finer points of porn and, inevitably, become aroused.
"It's always a snake race at my place with the lads."
by Mortechant March 6, 2015
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Snaking the pipe

Sex. Done. Defined.

It's putting a penis into a vagina, and doing the job.
Person 1: Hey how did you and Jenna's date go?
Person 2: Man, you don't even know. She let me snake her pipe!
Person 1: You're excited that you helped her with her plumbing?
Person 2: No! I mean we had sex.
Person 1: *slow claps* I get it. You were snaking the pipe *wink*
by the one with the stuff September 28, 2015
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shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.
I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.
by DaButcher May 1, 2005
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