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Squabble of Karens

A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.

Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.

Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.

These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.

Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.

The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
Look out, there is a Squabble of Karens coming!
by Lord Fluffypants April 5, 2021
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karen-moment

a Karen moment is usually happening to someone, who is insecure and experiencing a temporary crisis that overwhelms them to the point of delusion. often these instances will devolve into racism, with most Karen moments being initiated by Caucasian individuals telling visible minorities to go back to their own country, or in other instances they can be initiated by a fundamental misunderstanding of their rights and freedoms. this is often accompanied by anti mask or religious sentiments. with the rise of anti mask culture Karen-moments have been on the rise as conflicts with those who feel their rights are infringed will fly into rages and have outbursts of violence or verbal abuse on employees of stores or bystanders who are minding their own business. often one Karen will gravitate towards another and their entitlement will interact this is known as a k-hole and can have legal ramifications for both parties.
is that another "Karen-moment" Jim?, yeah I'm just taking her into central booking she wont be in jail for longer than a day or two, (unintelligible screaming)
by moniquer April 23, 2021
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Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!
Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!
by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022
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Aunt Karen

Will defend her entire family and body shame and call the manager to anyone who offends or hurts her children.
You are at a skating rink, Boy calls you a mean word so you roast him, his aunt Karen is there at the rink and she calls the manager but backfire the boys are close to getting kicked out.
by FlowersInMexico June 1, 2021
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Being a karen

When Sheri Silva Thayer complains about fireworks being lit off and it's not even 8 o clock.
Sheri was being a karen by posting on a Facebook about fireworks being lit in a town full of tweakers and illegal stuff happening all over.
by Karen slayer January 17, 2023
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Karen Logic

Dude: oh look a karen
Karen: *Spurts out Karen Logic*
by Anim0o February 9, 2020
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Karen Privilege

A single or group of primarily middle aged, middle class white women who feel they are entitled to whatever they want. Often see with a short cropped haircut.
That group of soccer moms were really flexing their Karen Privilege when refusing to leave the city park even after the cops threatened to arrest them.
by UCF_RosenKnight April 23, 2020
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