kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

princess dildo

A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.

Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"

by Princess Dildo June 10, 2017

dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."

Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp

by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014

Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆

Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆

by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022

dull dildo

When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be

“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”

by Chlorine xoxo September 24, 2017

Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021