Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

brody call

When you call your bro in middle of the night to brag about the booty-call you just had

Phone rings
Trey: Dawg, why you hollin at me right now, it's two in the AM?
Dez: Awww playa I was just with this girl who was so fine.
Trey: You did not just Brody Call me at 2 in the AM!

by BDazzuL July 16, 2014

call foul

to complain that a person is doing something illegaly or being unfair

- Andy, I'm going to leave in charge of this place when I'm gone, so they send you in prison instead of me.
- I call foul, sir.

by NativeSpeakerNoob February 8, 2021

Calle Moment

Not being able to clutch when he needs to.

Person 1: Come on! You can clutch this!
Person 2: Tries and fails.
Person 1. OMG, this is a real Calle Moment.

by Grenschen November 7, 2022

call of the wild

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022

Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.

Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"

by 1905wicked January 7, 2016

christian call

A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :).

Christian Call : I’m not famous:(
Me: you’re famous omfg

by CL54067218873 March 10, 2018