muscle up a batch

Masterbate

When I get home I'm going to muscle up a batch.

by Premiums December 24, 2016

el son of a bitcho

el son of a bitcho a spanish form of son of a bitch when calling a man a son of a bitch just want do and cussing in spanish is funnier

dude wheres my goddamn money el son of a bitcho

man i have not seen your goddamn candy you el son of a bitcho

dude i want my goddamn candy and i want it now el son of a bitcho

man you better stop badgering me about your goddamn candy or youre gonna see a goddamn face full of me el son of a bitcho

wow dude youre really uptight over nothing

man what do you expect to get out of me you el son of a bitcho

ok dude i got you now

by littlejimmie April 10, 2019

son of a batch of cookies

a name you call a major asshole when you don't want to say any wordy dirds.

I hate you, you son of a batch of cookies.

by Ashlia December 28, 2007

son-of-a-bitching

used as an intensive when you are angry, upset, or just want to plain kick the crap out of somebody

Example 1: (in the car) Are you going to cut me off, you son-of-a-bitching asshole?
Example 2: (at work) My boss is such a son-of-a-bitching prick.

by wolves3622 January 1, 2012

Mix a Batch

Canadian slang for masturbating when you have nothing better to do.

Also used in the Canadian Television Show Letter Kenny.

Where is ol' Tim going?

Oh don't worry about it bud he is going to mix a batch.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

snap a batch

To masturbate quickly, in a hurry.

I am going to snap a batch after going to the strip club.

by Burnsitito January 2, 2009

Itchin' for a bitchin'

A phrase used either to describe one's own feelings (i.e. annoyed by somebody and wanting to gossip) or feelings about somebody else (i.e. feeling that somebody deserves to be gossiped about)

Girl 1: "You okay? You don't look very pleased."
Girl 2: "Grrr. They are really pissing me off. Are you busy tonight? I'm really itchin' for a bitchin'."

Girl 1: "Listen to her! I can't believe she just said that to Max! Wow, that girl is really itchin' for a bitchin'."

by a$h1 May 26, 2011