Asshole War

See 'Redhamic Asshad.'

(See 'Redhamic Asshad.')

by Nicolai June 10, 2004

Motherless asshole

A dog that shits on the floor

You motherless asshole, i m tired of cleaning up your shit.

by Cibyll August 14, 2017

California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.

"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."

by ha11ster May 28, 2018

Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

marinated asshole

1. the anus of a person who hasn't showered for days

2. when a person hasn't showered for days, letting their body odor develop to nasty levels.

"how could she have tossed his salad,he definitely had a marinated asshole"

by Terdel Nelson September 5, 2009