69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024

69

THE ONE TRUE FUCKING NUMBER

i think that is a 69 out of ten

by iceu June 5, 2022

69

its a fucking number you fucking pervs

-what comes after 68?
-69 dude

by duder69er January 14, 2017

69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.

65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

69

a “funny” number that, whenever it appears, “funny” people say “nice” in response, in a desperate attempt to be “funny” and “relatable”. stems from “69” being a term used to describe a sexual position where both participants put their face near eachother’s genitals.

person 1: “i’ve reached level 69!”
person 2: “nice”
person 1: “stay away from me”

by Heelpiwquin June 12, 2023

69

when the long thing goes in her mouth

Ronny thank you for doing 69 with me

by zapac January 12, 2022

69

simultaneous oral sex by opposite or same sex. commonly done by aligning yourself parallel to your partner but in opposite direction and give oral sex.

we did 69 last night!
babe, how about we do 69?

by HippoStalker June 27, 2022