Only perform this act during a harvest moon. The Amish folk must perform their corn ritual. The Amish elder will be paired up with the man with big tit, often times named Ian. Ian, who ate corn two days prior, will be on the receiving end of the booty spoon. The elder will grab the biggest ladle and proceed to fish out all the little corn flakes. Once Ian’s corn flakes are collected the elder will feed a 6 year old this mystery snack.
by Thirsty Steve September 5, 2022
Get the Arkansas Booty Spoonmug. It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.
Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!
by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022
Get the Big spoon in a microwavemug. An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.
by Jebby3 August 9, 2009
Get the wooden spoon wifemug. by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter Spoonmug. by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017
Get the Inverse Perpendicular Spooningmug. by JavaScriptsMyBabe November 19, 2018
Get the double sided spoonmug. a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.
by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009
Get the interlocking bum spoonsmug.