Yo Mama

Your mother; used when one usually wants to insult you in the highest manner

I slept with yo mama last night. Your dad also wanted some, but IUNAFUKNKILLSOMPEOPLE was a homo, so he did your dad instead.

by Miggy12 December 23, 2003

yo mama

a yo mama joke dat aint fuuny

Yo mama so stupid she dong know the recipie for ice!

by Yo daddy March 15, 2003

yo mama

An individual (99.7% female) who is fantastically obese, unintelligable, or unappealing to one's vision. This individual may be large/stupid enough to believe that a Video Cassette Recorder (VCR) is a beeper.

Yo mama's so fat, she thoughtsic a quarterback was a refund.

by dolla dolla May 30, 2004

yo son

When you drop the letters U and R from your, and apply the word son, then decide not to publish the definition, because apparently the word "boxxhenizeel" was so much better.

Josh: I defined yo son on urban dictionary
UD: NO SON YOU DIDNT! HAVE A BOXXHEINIZELL DAY!

by joshua mcmuffin April 14, 2008

Yo MaMa

A joke u use to make fun of people mom!!!

Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her in 1979 and it still printing!!!

by #LIFE SUCK November 22, 2017

bling-yo

~ If one were to be dragged off to play Bingo with a grandmother at a place where a lot of them showed up,
for no reason just randomly shout 'Bling-yo!' even if you haven't got it.

The point to this is to pretend you thought you had it, and see how long it takes someone to shout at you.

~ An anti-adult statement (you can't be older than 18 to say it without someone laughing.

'Bling-yo!'
'Shut up with that!'
'Bling-yo!'
'Get out!'

by KRAMKELEVRA February 21, 2007

Yo Face

the best roast ever

"Your fat!" Said Bob. "YO face!" I replied.

by Hanate0218 November 6, 2018