Curling Cock Special

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.

Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.

by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

wobly cock

a person who never has a boner or erection they also where skin tight jeans so its not so wobly.

my co worker jim has wobly cock

by Phat_ February 23, 2017

Cock head

The people that decided what gets put on urban dictionary, yeah you reading this! Also please tell me exactly why this can't be put in the dictionary minus this sentence!

Every time I try to submit a word it gets rejected by some stupid cock head!

by Shaving Cream Is Delishos February 26, 2017

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around

John is a complete dirt cock

by Dirt cock March 2, 2017

cock cherry

wen ur bean a huge bitch but u hav a cock

"Dave ur bean a reeel cock cherry rn"

by jessticlesss March 4, 2017

Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017

frat cock

Below average in size.

Slightly pencilly.

Brennan: "How big is your dick?"
Dean: "I have a frat cock. I'm a grower, not a shower."

by sororitygurlz March 8, 2017