Dog Shit

Lincoln High

Did you see the basketball game that Lincoln North Star played against Lincoln High?

Yeah, Lincoln High was dog shit.

by RustyMFKuntz December 9, 2021

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

Dog

Someone that is know as a Dog in the Australian jail system as a lagger or a give up or a deadset piece of shit and works with the police 👮 ♀️ And writes statements on people.

Hey brother ya your walking with is a lagging dog that works with the police and writes statements on cunts

by IYKYK100 October 15, 2021

dip the dog

One takes a tall, narrow metal cylinder on a chain which an unscrupulous distillery worker might hide and when no one was looking, submerge the cylinder into a cask of whisky and pull out a personal, duty-free sample.

Jonathan told us to dip the dog into an open cask. He then poured us some whiskey from it and it tasted awesome.

by drinkstoomuchscotch October 8, 2013

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

the dog

what is he doin

a:what the dog doin
b:idk man i think he is making pancakes

by never gonna give you up never October 28, 2021

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016