Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022

dogs

slang for feet

james: "dude michelle had her dogs out yesterday"
paul: "that's disgusting"

by Aqxa March 3, 2025

Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

Slaw dog

The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.

David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.

by Khay January 4, 2021

dogging

Being a dog.

dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!

by dogwof October 7, 2022

Dog Sod Squad

The boys who fuck dogs every week at the Dog Party.

Looks like the Dog Sod Squad is getting together again. How many dogs are gonna be sodomized tonight??

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025