Benefit-syndrome

Being absolute full retard and making absolute zero sense in anything, ever.

Man, Benefit-syndrome is spreading like wildfire. I swear everyone around me has a major case of it.

by DeeOrzz December 16, 2011

Principal Syndrome

A situation in a person, in the act of harm preventing, will side with bad people and force good people to back down or be punished to prevent harm or get rid of conflict. It comes from the idea of a school principal, who is practicing harm prevention, and so can only make rules, shame or appease. Shame and rules do not work on the bully but work on the good kids and since it takes two to fight, he gets the good kid to back down there by ending the fight and stopping harm.

The result is good people are punished and bad people are rewarded.

Jake suffers from principal syndrome when he wants normal people to surrender their guns instead of going after the criminals who use guns unlawfully.

by cb750 July 15, 2023

Dazzling Syndrome

When you can't stop looking fabulous no matter how hard you try.

This giraffe has dazzling syndrome

by UntilDawnFan November 21, 2016

Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

Noun.

When you seem to not age at all or even age backwards. Usually by way of plastic surgery.

Rebecca: Wow! You actually look younger than the last time I saw you!

Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

by HorseJerky1776 January 5, 2020

youji syndrome

in which a person (robinn) experiences great amounts of loss in energy in the absence of their partner. (youji)

robinn: i'm tired.. i think i have youji syndrome.
youji: WHAT
robinn: kiss me or i die

by anon1281920810982109 May 31, 2024

Coworker Syndrome

Believing your coworker is attractive simply because you spend hours with them in close quarters and don’t know them personally enough to dislike them.

“Tyler is so cute”
“No he’s not, you just work with him. it’s called coworker syndrome.”

by Ilyzz_ May 16, 2025

wtf syndrom

This is a common syndrom that usually occurs to people within the ages of 15-25. This syndrom usually affects emotionally unstable people that are fat and have bad acne. The cause of this syndrom is usually applied when an alcoholic wakes up on sunday morning with hangover and realizes that they were left on the beach in central canada naked, during the harshest winter of the decade.

oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, where the fuck am i?! holy fuck im going to be in urbandictionary because i have wtf syndrom.

by VANbillA May 20, 2008