A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!
by Actionables June 28, 2014
Get the fake-ass tweetmug. When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.
Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
Get the peanut butter assmug. when you fart into a casserole and place the casserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones ass instead. one may choose to place the ass-casserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.
ooohhh, whats in the casserole? lets see... oh, oh shit, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a casserole?
- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!
- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!
by firefarter April 6, 2013
Get the ass-er-holemug. Hey yo let's go halfers on the nachos. I got a quarter...But they cost $1.25! That Bird ass fool is cheap!
by Ern_dogg April 7, 2009
Get the Bird Ass Foolmug. What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019
Get the byte my assmug. That brilliant and hilarious idea you have with your buds while drinking that is somehow so astoundingly unfunny the next morning.
So we all decided to prank our uptight little town with our naked ass parade for the following Saturday, and we planned every offensive detail from top to bottom!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019
Get the naked ass parademug.