a very ugly person that has a pipe up there ass. it is illegal to be an ass piper in all 50 states but one. the one state that does allow it is Alaska. but hey sarah palin is the major there so what did u expect??? an ass piper is normally a male. with brown gay ass emo hair. but he doesnt look very emo he just looks like a douche. most ass pipers live in alaska because its legal. if you do happen to encounter an ass piper just throw snow at it and it will wine and walk away if you do not have snow available just find the closest object available for throwing and throw it at the ass piper if you follow these instructions you will be safe from the ass piper. :)
the douche looking brett kid over there looks like an ass piper we have to throw snow at him to stay safe.
the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.
the ass piper is a douche that has a pipe up is ass.
by awesomenessinabox February 19, 2010
by garth February 21, 2003
Ieuen "What the fuck was that bullshit, he killed me in two shots"
Joe " Ya that guys a fucking cunt"
Ieuen "Where's my lead needle I'm gunno inject his ass with lead"
Joe "Lead in the ass?!"
Joe " Ya that guys a fucking cunt"
Ieuen "Where's my lead needle I'm gunno inject his ass with lead"
Joe "Lead in the ass?!"
by Leadassneedlesalesman June 08, 2013
1.the word andy milonakis faxes in his show to the person who kept calling him.
2. A hat for your ass
2. A hat for your ass
by lxfactor August 10, 2005
A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.
You're the fakest bitch I've ever known you fake ass bitch. quit pretending and just admit that you ain't shit.
by B real plz April 03, 2010
a dude gettin played for his money by a female or allows her ta walk all ova him jus ta get some ass
a simp ass nigga is...
1)dat nigga u see in da club tryna fight another nigga ova a bitch dat dont wanna be wit him.
2)any nigga dat pay fa pussy
3)a nigga dat fall in love wit and marry a known hoe
1)dat nigga u see in da club tryna fight another nigga ova a bitch dat dont wanna be wit him.
2)any nigga dat pay fa pussy
3)a nigga dat fall in love wit and marry a known hoe
by MAC^ MAC^ October 05, 2006
by Harshtherealest January 28, 2015