Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!

The act of saying you banged some skeezer when you actually may not have; something a Doofis might say.

When your friends ask if you scored with some tavern wench, you tell them "Huh? Yeah I cummed in her!"

by TwoTimer January 30, 2008

I get older, they stay the same age

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

by Person (: August 20, 2010

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 11, 2018

Oh, I always get yummy demerits!

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.

Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

by .Mega October 19, 2019

Sorry I ate your soup man!

What to say to friend who"s being petty and won't speak to you because you ate a can of soup

Sorry I ate your soup man! Quit bein mad I'll buy you another geez!

by lizguitarlessons August 10, 2017

Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy

Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy

by Za hando January 11, 2021