When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020
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Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
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Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
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