posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021

Resting gif-face

The loop your face makes when you’re listening but not very interested, I.E., An eye roll, nod, deep sigh, or nom-sincere smile. Sometimes unintentional, but can be done deliberately for effect.

Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.

(At a dinner party, trying to tell a story)

*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”

Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.

Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”

by Moth??? June 18, 2021

Pilgrim face

homely, basic looking. two eyes and a nose, the end.

yo, she looks like she just got off the mayberry. homely, aka mormon face, you look like bread dough. is that lip gloss or butter? she is a pilgrim face, not my type at all but she can def serve my tea.

by Cat a clysm May 18, 2021

poop face

a insult to people. many kids under the age of 7 use this word

The boy was being such a poop face!!

by unoriginal 👅👛 May 21, 2021

White no-face

some dude who wont take off his mask even when covid wasnt around
likes to put the blame on other people and be annoying

"oh look its White No-Face!"
"get that stanky bitch outta here, you smell like rotting corpses"

by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).

If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.

by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021