are you stroking my cock

absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"

by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)

Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.

by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018

Cock Trot

The dragging of the male genitals on concrete.

"That homeless mans dick has got to be un functional after that cock trot"

by Usedwetsock October 16, 2021

Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022

Cock Jam Sandwich

When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.

I went raw dog in David’s old lady and that freak made me eat a cock jam sandwich

by Breadbun November 9, 2020

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

lopping cock

The action of consuming cock through any part of the body

He's so gay he's probably lopping cock right now; Yea he's a cock lopper

by Dirtyshowerhandle August 6, 2017