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Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
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Don’t waste your face

When playing brass, this phrase means to quit playing so much so you don’t get tired.
“Hey! Quit playing all those scales right before recording. Don’t waste your face!
by IckaBickaBoo April 24, 2025
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Middley Face

Someone whose facial features are all centered in the middle of their face. A face with large margins.
I'd like to punch P. Diddy in his Somali pirate looking, middley face.
by A. Ling May 20, 2024
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Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression
Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.
by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025
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shivell shit face

somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.
I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.
by Heapcreed December 2, 2016
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Fart face

A fart face is typically someone who is an unkind or rude person. They’re names can consist of, Cameron, Cole, and Anthony.
Person 1: that guy is a fart face
Person 2: who is?
Person 1: Cole
by Hotmoms August 11, 2021
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Thumbnail Face

A synonym for soy face. A thumbnail face generally includes a vacant stare and a wide, gaming smile or expression of shock.
"Mr Beast is doing the thumbnail face in his new video, the west has fallen.
by the notortious I N T November 22, 2023
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