Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.
"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025
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Britney Syndrome

A condition that makes people shave their heads under stress.

Named after Britney Spears' iconic meltdown in February 2007
These exams are really making my Britney Syndrome flare up. This is the 2nd time I've shaved my head this week.
by mnk2480 December 15, 2019
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Chipotle Syndrome

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022
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Elongated flap syndrome

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)
by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023
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Batman Syndrome

Batman Syndrome - A pejorative slang term to describes a non-black man who acts out his fantasy of being a superhero by taking the law in his own hands against a black person that he suspects is a criminal.
I think guys like the one who killed Jordan Neely suffer from Batman Syndrome
by Whodeene May 09, 2023
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Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them
I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.
by King Sage March 29, 2017
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King Kanute Syndrome

A suffer refuses to see the world has moved on , and through their own sense of entitlement believes things should only be the way they want them to be. i.e. If the tide shouldn't come in, then it shouldn't cos they say so ! Just like King Kanute.
Business changes, Pil thought it should work the way he and his company wanted, and refused to see the world had changed. He suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.
Henri decided that the court can only rule his/her way on child maintenance, the facts said different. Henri suffers from King Kanute Syndrome.
by The Count of Porkmeister July 05, 2019
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