Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016

frat cock

Below average in size.

Slightly pencilly.

Brennan: "How big is your dick?"
Dean: "I have a frat cock. I'm a grower, not a shower."

by sororitygurlz March 8, 2017

Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

fucking cock

When Peter Griffin Family Guy falls down the stairs. This can't be heard in the censored verision aired on TV, but is present in the DVD verision.

Aw, aw, fuck, fuck, fucking cock, fuck, fuck!

by xX-Family Guy-69-Xx December 12, 2016

cock stem

The defined tube-like line in-between your balls and the tip when the cock is aroused. For a more informative statement, simply say "stem of the cock".

"Did you hear about Joe's cock stem? Heard it was massive, man!"
"I whacked the stem of my cock on the counter yesterday. Hurt like a bitch!"

by StickyBusiness June 22, 2016

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012