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okay so it was my aunties 50th birthday and we were staying at a camp me and my family and my cousins and my aunties friends. me and my cousins shared a cabin. and at night he came up to my bunk and said wanna fuck? i said uh ok, i climbed down the ladder and got into his bed. he pulled out his massive 8 inch cock and it was rock hard. i rid it. that was great. lucky we used protection

sex, what everyone wants when they are horny

by hornywetbitch June 12, 2021

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Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely

Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.

by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 24, 2024

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Sex

A reproductive act in which the male penis enters the female vagina. If the reproductive act is complete, sperm cells are passed from the male body into the female body, in the process fertilizing the female's egg and forming a new organism

Son : how are babies made
Father : You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much the man put's his penis in the woman's vagina to create a baby and that is called sex

by I_eat_beans_bruh February 29, 2024

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Shoving your dick and cuming in the computer box because you forgot about women.

Shit Nathan tried to have sex he shoved his dick in it again!

by Rino65vc February 8, 2024

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Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

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