tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 07, 2021

Under-boob-face

When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out

“Bro you got under-boob-face”
“Oh really? My bad”

by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021

Face Card

A 100 dollar bill

Mandem 1: Fam how much were your kicks bro?
Mandem 2: A Face Card and a half
Mandem 2: 150?
Mandem 1: yup

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 18, 2019

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 23, 2024

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Face card

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.

Eg: Angelina Jolie is not just a face card she is a face economy

by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024