Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Pussy

A human with really nice morals, and the ability to commit to one girl and never pulls others. He also exhibits real symptoms of a deadly west niger virus and this cannot attend school.

Thomas Bentham is a huge pussy.

by nobmuncher69 August 9, 2016

pussy cat on a boardwalk

A passionate filler word. Can be used for everything. Lists of times interchangeable with the word fuck.

Pussy cat on a boardwalk I want to get drunk tonight.

Damn she’s hot pussy, cat on a boardwalk.

I mean pussy cat on a boardwalk that cheeseburger looks amazing.

by pcoabwcreator May 5, 2023

slouchy pussy

A very wet and loose vagina.

I heard that she has a slouchy pussy.

by Raymond E. Carroway Jr. February 7, 2024

Pussy

A cat ofc. What did you think it was!?!?!? Pervert….

That pussy is really cute and loves being stroked.

by AndrewEpic!! June 8, 2022

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025