You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

middle face

When your eyes, nose, and mouth have all scrunched into the middle of your face.
When everything wants to be by your nose.

You went full middle face man.

by Teplous February 16, 2018

Fart Face

So there was these two blokes standing on the elevator back in the early 1900's, one man let out a particularly crotch staining fart while the other bloke just looked at him with this weird fucking look of disgust on his face, and ever since then it's been known as fart face.

What's your Malfunction Fart Face

by Dynamite Dave Dudemyster June 17, 2021

hangass face

This is when someone has a face that just hangs there lookin' like a nasty ass. So atrocious no man will even fuck that face much less kiss and caress it.

Ernie was all wound up like a tomcat high on catnip with 30 females in heat in his alley. However, he lost all of his sexual drive when he saw her, who was known around town as hangass face. He just walked back to his car and vaped in disgust.

by von groovy August 15, 2024

In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023

Screen Face

Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.

Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.

by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020