That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

by Superdog- fuschia October 07, 2017

cancer dog

a dod that as been infected by a otk overload and cancer at the same time.

boy:what kind of dog is he
girl:a cancer dog
boy:oh well wanna listen to sixnine and drink lean
girl:sure

by 123456789076543211234567899876 March 28, 2018

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis March 11, 2012

dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 06, 2021

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013