meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

Cock holster

A cock holster is the mouth of someone who is bitching

Quit bitching before I smack you in your cock holster

by Demonicdoor April 4, 2020

curb cock

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in front of his partners mouth and flails them in the back of the head. Forces their mouth to forcefully ingest his penis into their mouth.

I think I might curb cock Tiffany tonight.

by Yessssshaaw April 5, 2020

Cock

When your boyfriend wants to fuck. His testicle area could also be named “cock.”

“He had big cock.”

by Pickle sickle April 12, 2020

The guest cock

When you wanna jack off so bad but you have guests at your house so you can't.

Hey dude, the guest cock happend to me yesterday

by Waluigi's son April 14, 2020

cock

funny bird

"did you see the new cock of the day?"

by diggon April 19, 2020