Sex

Something you'll never get ;)

Someone: yo you got any bitches?
You: nah man I can't even get any sex
Someone: damn bruh that's sad

by ifuckedurmomandshelikedit April 17, 2022

Sex

Okay I get that you want to get horny and start wanking but please instead of jacking off to urban dictionary just go to church. Jesus Christ would love for you to do that.

Go to church please it would help out Jesus in his fight against Lucifer. Also stop wanking. If you are gonna do something like that anyway at least have 2 player sex.

by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023

sex

when a peen and a veen connect

“wow your peen just went inside my veen, that’s sex”

by KenziethebestestS February 14, 2022

sex

six in latin you horny bitch

Habeo sex feles (I have six cats)

by spearmintzx November 15, 2023

gay sex

real men activity

i love gay sex

by gay sex creator April 29, 2024

Lesbian sex

a disgusting act of involving two females doing a disgusting sexual act.

At a trailer house in Tennessee, there were two girls, Amelia and Lucia. They were on the couch watching TV. Lucia was bored and said she want to have lesbian sex, so Amelia agreed and both of them went into the bed and do their disgusting acts like fingering each other, 69, and etc. they think the act was so good that they recorded their nasty act and published it on porn hub. And then in the narrow roads of Grenada, a corrupted young man named Jeremy, was watching the video with Amelia and Lucia on his phone and wasn’t paying attention, his phone was connected to the speaker system of his Honda fit, and the disgusting noises of the two girls saying “Suck me all night and make me cum”. Blasted through his speakers, He was so focused on his phone and jerking off his small black PP (or his clit) and with the porn video that he collided into many vehicles, and then still distracted on his phone, he flew off a cliff and plunged into a dirty lagoon.

You can also find this accident story on “the haunting of the Honda”

by EMD F59PHI March 19, 2025

phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022