Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Mutated Zombie Turtles

Think of Ninja Turtles that look like zombies and are zombies. They were created when a man wanted is family killed so he created a goblin that created the zombie mutated turtles. He was offering the Goblin and ZMT and whole bunch of money to kill everyone, then they realized it would just be more fun to eat the whole family including the man. The ZMTs spawn in a cellar in the basement. Their only weakness is people with freckles or a extreme freckle fetish.

Steve: How the hell are we supposed to kill these Mutated Zombie Turtles?
Matt: We need someone that has freckles or a huge freckle fetish
Random Unknown Guy: The know just the person
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-Freckle Fetish

by Weallfun September 19, 2019

Ra Zombie

Ra Zombie is a zombie that has an appearance of the Sun God Ra. He steals sun with his staff.

Ah yes, Teleport Ra Zombie, the classic combo.

by Absolutionist February 5, 2021

cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015

white zombie

A mid 90's heavy metal band whose lead singer was Rob zombie.The bass player was an EXTREMELY hot chick named Sean Yseault. The guitar player was J.,And the drummer was John Tempesta who still plays with Rob Zombie. Back when White Zombie were still together Sean beat out Flea(Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Les Claypool(PRIMUS) for bassist of the year.Thier hits were thunderkiss '65,black sunshine,the one, and the unforgettable MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN. WHITE ZOMBIE is also a classic horror movie starring Bella Lugosi.

Rob Zombie sucks ass since he went all techno and thinks he needs 30 different remixes for every song! He should have stayed with WHITE ZOMBIE.

by choad666 January 24, 2006

rob zombie

The mad, mad, macabre musician making many mother cry as their children bob thier heads and grow thier dreads. Former front man of the 80's shlock rock band White Zombie, he has moved on to greater and more mad things.

Brah1- You heard the new Zombie track?
Brah2- Hell yeah, that mothafucka's crazy

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 17, 2005

Pawn Zombie

Those ppl who stand outside my pawn shop before we open, or after we close, beating on the door and trying it every 5 seconds trying to get in. We call them "pawn zombies" because their antics resemble those of your typical movie zombie from a George Romero flick. These guys are usualy cracked out or messed up on something and just cant wait 2 pawn their junk for a few bucks so they can go down the street and get a fix.

{2 guys running reports before we open the pawn shop}

Guy 1: Hey, somone is at the door. Holy shit man they are trying to brek in!

Guy 2: Naw man, those are just a pawn zombie. Thier harmless. Just point at your watch, shake your head, and smile.

Guy 1: Whew, hes realy tryin that door man. Sure everythings cool?

Guy 2: Ya hes cool. Hes just twitchin for a fix, he thinks the door is magicaly going too open the more he tries it.

by Russ Bus February 21, 2008