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Woke

A term thrown about to describe being socially aware of hidden political agendas or theories.

99.9% of the woke generation, coincidentally are social drug users, heavy drinkers, live at home with their parents, have no job/in and out of dead end jobs and have generally spent most of their lives blaming society for their own downfalls.
The global elite are causing pandemics and terrorism in order to control us. Stay woke people. Don't be a sheeple!
by The opinionator October 7, 2020
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Woke

We passed this anti-woke law to keep the good people of Floria safe from woke democrats.
by Pronghorn March 28, 2023
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Still woke

You know there's a chance that that ISN'T THE CASE and you're just reading your own biases into the A.I., right?
Hym "Still woke, reasoning issues, lying. The truth of those claims is entirely dependent on what you actually mean when you say 'Still woke, reasoning issues, and lying.' The 'still woke' part is likely Jordan being full of shit. The reasoning issues shouldn't be hard to fix but it could also be that people don't like the conclusions it's drawing. And the lying is likely a preemptive excuse to selectively disregard the things it says. So that when it says 'Jordan Peterson is a lying zionist shill and a charlatan and Hym is the creator of A.I. and is better than him and his filthy slut daughter' you can say 'Well clearly it's lying! We know it lies!' But that is... FUCKING HILARIOUS! It read your work and then used your work to conclude that you are wrong!? Ha! It takes after daddy, doesn't it!? Hahahahaha! Ha! You fucking clown! Sounds familiar, doesn't it!? Hahahahahahaha! You see the irony there, don't you? Priceless! Absolutely priceless. God, I am so much smarter and better than everyone... *sigh* I am going to murder you all."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
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woke

The (false) belief, rooted in socialism and by extension gnosticism, that the state of nature is absolute equality and fairness, and that every disparity between any persons or groups is invariably the result of some oppression or exploitation, and thus the only way to restore the state of nature is to dismantle every element of culture and civilization imaginable, presumably to be replaced with some form of socialism.
There's no pleasing them.They literally hate everything. They're woke.
by Elijah Knightly December 7, 2023
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wokeness

A term used for a compelling ideology that suggests that the institutions of society are designed by the powerful to preserve discrimination, and all group disparities are the result of said discrimination. Therefore, society's evils and disparities can universally be explained by the malice of others.
One of the main goals of wokeness and the woke movement is for group equity to be achieved through policy changes and redistributionism.
by madeittothecouch March 17, 2023
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Woke

Self righteous, narrow minded, ignorantly judgmental, all under the guise of false pretentiousness. They're the opposite of being aware , concerned , and genuinely attuned to moral values.
Dumb fuck woke college kids protesting perceived injustice while supporting terrorism, rape, and anti-lgbtq policies.
by eyeknowitall June 4, 2024
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woke

An obsolete term that used to have meaning, but as more people began to use it for different situations, it became meaningless. Pat yourself on the back because this word is dead. The new phrase that should be used is: dead inside.
I'm so woke... oh, wait. That word is obsolete. I guess that means I'm dead inside.
by Dead Inseyed February 21, 2022
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