sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

watch out naw

stop playing around; calm down

"Damn you ugly as hell" said Tuan, "watch out naw" said Dukesta

by Dukesta April 26, 2005

Bird watching

Observing female on female porn.

I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.

by Nikistreet slumber April 7, 2016

Pocket Watching

What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.

Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Window-watching

When a person passing by stands where you are sitting and watches your show/movie.

My brother is an expert in window-watching

by ChibiFoxo July 27, 2024

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010