Kevin: yogurt me and Jess had hard vampire sex last night
gurt: you sucked her blood
Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???
gurt: oh right.
gurt: you sucked her blood
Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???
gurt: oh right.
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