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Vampire sex

When you’re having sex and your blood is being sucked. Could be by a human or vampire.
Kevin: yogurt me and Jess had hard vampire sex last night

gurt: you sucked her blood

Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???

gurt: oh right.
by jansvamo December 7, 2025
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Tempel ov the black vampire

Tempel ov the black vampire is a order of nine angles sub group basically
Tempel ov the black vampire o9a copy
by K81409 December 17, 2025
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Sock Vampire

"Dude! After banging my lady's ass, it went all pink sock, and I started acting like such a Sock Vampire
by IamJebuss December 24, 2025
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To vampire

To vampire is to hire an albino and make them bite a friend og family member, then after a few days you start putting a little bit of molly in their food at night, the they will start craving the night, and if all goes well the will think they are a vampire and bite someone.
I vampiered my sister a few days ago.

I am going to vampire my friend.
by King albert III February 27, 2023
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Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.
She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.
by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023
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Vampired

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.
by k bunny March 19, 2023
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Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea
My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea
by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024
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