Uncle Roach

Uncle Roach is mad rad. He is the coolest uncle around and you are very lucky if you have an Uncle Roach. Uncle Roachs tend to have "young bitches" and will have the craziest stories from his youth, however a true Uncle Roach doesn't let age get the best of him and will still be as wild as he was in high school.

"Wow Uncle Roach, you really are the coolest"

by Tyler Pizza June 15, 2019

uncle jose

the greatest president who mixes spices in the kitchen, go buy him an oof mug, please boi

Carl: Uncle jose make me mac and cheese
Uncle: get your own dang mac and cheese boi
Carl: thank you for your presence
Uncle: good boi good

by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018

Uncle Peter

Like an Uncle Tom, but for the LGBTQ crowd. Someone who sells out their people in exchange for favors or status with the ruling class.

My boss said that I shouldn't kiss my partner goodbye in front of the office because it offends my co-workers, even though he's gay too! What an Uncle Peter!

by JrunkinJedi July 25, 2016

creepy uncle

when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.

Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.

by swettfrommyball June 18, 2009

Uncle Tito

A large Hawaiian/Canadian, generally one who doesn't succeed in anything (besides, of course, eating).

Jassiem: "Look at Max over there, he's stuffing himself with pudding"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"

by DopemasterFreshMonkey May 29, 2010

Uncle Zack

Noun: Any person(s) who occupy the bathroom for an extended period of time while you are defecating.

An Uncle Zack will usually enter the bathroom, be silent, and usually look in the mirror for extended periods. Be careful not to get caught peeking to see if the Uncle Zack has left.

I was done pinching my loaf but couldn't wipe because there was an Uncle Zack in the bathroom.

by ZackD83 December 2, 2009

Uncle Grandpa

An inappropriate Cartoon Network show about the child of a man who screws with his niece: so their child’s paternal uncle and maternal grandfather are the same person.

Uncle Grandpa? Yuck! Who’s promoting this kind of incest to little kids??

by xp649 July 6, 2020