Ty P

Pronounced- Tie-Pee

Anybody who believes they are gifted at music, when they are in fact inept. This is often associated with being a tool, and taking all personal jokes seriously even when they aren't serious.

One who wants to play Soothsayer (Buckethead) at a school talent show, when they can't even play Smoke on the Water.

alternate: The biggest tool in the universe who fucks cats. A Jackhammer in the power tool section of home depot; cause you have to rent it, and your neighbors will hate you for it.

*Person1 does what they feel is an amazing shred solo*

Person 1 "D00d I'm so good at Guitar!"
Person 2 "Ugh... Stop being such a Ty P."

by Pepsi Cola69 January 24, 2010

type whining

Type whining- To spell out all or most of your words, as if you were whining. very annoying because It takes up alot of space, and you realize you are actually HEARING exactly what it would REALLY sounds like when you read it. Esp when it's someone you know that actually talks like that. (and who likes to hear someone WHINE) iritating, not pleasant to the eer, as your hearing it in you're head

"uuuuuuuhhhhhhh. But, weeeee've got to doo ssssooooooomethiiiiiiiiiigg this weeeeeeekeeeennddd." "nnooooooo, i'm notttt type whining." (except type whining would be spelled...type whiiiiiinnniiiiiiiiiinggggg

by meanmine August 29, 2011

some type of way

Jealous, envious, and/or extremely hateful about one's belongings or actions

1. Look at all these fools breaking their neck to see my chick, I know they feel "some type of way"!

2. Song by "Rich Homie Quan" "some type of way"

by J-Greazy October 22, 2013

typing

This present participle is reserved for occasions of chatting on Skype, or some other such non-verbal chat medium. In such an instance, it's more appropriate than using the normal conversational verbal processes such as:

"telling", "saying", "talking about", "givin' you a 'shayout'", etc.

You realize you've been saying, "Yeah that's what I was 'telling' you the other night, (via Skype, foo!)

J. Man2999: Aw sheeyit! It's almost 2012! End of the world, clickkk!

P. Jizzy: Yeah, that's what I was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!

J. Man2999: Huh? I don't remember you 'tellin' me that.

P. Jizzy: Yeah, member. We was rippin' Skype up for like three hours. Come on mayne, cay'nt you remember?

J. Man2999: Shittt, son! You mean that's what you was
'typing' me the other night. Yeah, now I remember; seeyin as you're all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!

sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
Schmitty: "Aw yeah, man! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Shaney Shane: "Correction... (pushing up glasses at the other end of the screen conduit) You means, that's what you 'TYPIN' bout, homey.

by Che Boludo September 11, 2011

typewriter

poor man's computer

Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.

by The Magnificent Bloke August 13, 2008

Typical White Boy

A white boy (n.) a male, usually Caucasian, who acts in the steroetypical style of a privileged sexist brat (occasionally hot, but ugly due to shitty personality). This includes bro-ing, calling ppl baby, having an obsession with sneakers, egotism, sexting, ethnocentrism, douchey-ness, and ect

Girl: alright brb gonna take a shower
Typical white boy: without me? ;)

by Katice April 3, 2015

tYpical

Used by all Maryvale girls graduated in 2004(and eventually any person that knows them) to describe any and all person, places, things, events, emotions, and luck of the draw to express certain sarcasm or agitation, boredem, jealousy, loathing, and other negative feelings. Term coined by mastermind Olivia Garrish. Abbreve: tYp

Olivia: What are you doing tonight?
Bethany: Hanging out with Pat.
Olivia: Ohh, tYpical.

by assley May 4, 2005