When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is
That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019
Get the Twistedmug. A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009
Get the Tijuana Twistmug. this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twistmug. by Monsieur Lawton April 15, 2023
Get the ThE tWiStmug. The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021
Get the Twisted Pumpkinmug. An award-winning event company in Singapore that creates and activates experiences with infinite possibilities, starting from ground zero. They design, create, manage, and go virtual - making sure they have a clear goal to make every event happen.
by saladcake February 26, 2022
Get the TWIST MEDIAmug. by SMGxGOD May 26, 2018
Get the twisted the wristmug.