Troll-Trapper

Jealous asshole who doesn't want you to succeed.

Teacher : I'm going to make sure you don't get into a good college.

Me : Go fuck yourself troll-trapper, I'll find my own damn college.

by Jay Bird 850 July 6, 2010

pig troll

(noun) An ugly girl trying to get your job

- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.

by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 11, 2009

Creeper Troll

A fugly person who does weird things, like stares at you while you work, or looks at you for hours. Generally someone undesirable to have hanging around you. This person usually gives off an unshakable feeling of disgust to the person experiencing the creeper troll's stare.

There is a creeper troll staring at you from across the street.

Creeper troll that is following you around the mall.

by EM20911 May 10, 2011

Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.

Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.

by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011

hate troll

Someone who spends a lot of time going to online comment sections NOT to make pertinent points but simply to publish ugly hateful remarks that have NOTHING to do with subject of article.

Sam, a certified hate troll, spends hours watching Youtube videos showing Obama in his daily life in the White House then makes comments such as "I can't wait until this evil, immoral POS and his crap family leaves!"

by Nuschler 121 January 1, 2015

Troll Water

The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.

Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep

Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.

by BS-man November 2, 2009

troll framing

To troll on the internet while making it seem like someone else other than the actual person who is trolling.

Was that a coincedence or just troll framing?

by Am PM April 14, 2010