Tom Out

That man had a stroke and took a tom out!
by BossMan2395 March 31, 2015
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tom porter

A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area
Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter
by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016
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Tom McKeating

A Medieval Fatimal representing a Warthog , found in folklore usually large in size and foul smelling. This beast has wild, flowing gagoulash and likes felching. Some consider him to be a 'Felchenstein'.

Particularly vulgar and considered a bad omen for young females in the surrounding villages, due to its reputation as a creeper and love for prawn pockets.
that guys a right Tom McKeating.

''Are you a creeper?''
''What do you think I am? A Tom McKeating?''
by ghettobooty5000 October 13, 2011
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Tom Morris

A bad excuse for a human. Also known as the "shittest cunt from Two Rocks to Bunbury". A regular target for ampethamine fuled abuse. If found in the wild, call the RSPCA or consider euthanasia.
There goes that absolute piece; Tom Morris.
by Fidget Spinna September 02, 2017
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Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.
Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.
by IsThisNameGone January 12, 2006
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Tom Felton

Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.
I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.
by Dracolover1 October 31, 2020
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Tito Tom

A person of Filipino descent who has adopted the lifestyle of white people and abandoned his/her heritage.
Once I asked for those tiny egg rolls instead of calling it lumpia, the waiter knew I was a tito tom.
by casicua October 10, 2011
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