shrieking pain

The worst pain you you ever experience . Anal fissures

I have shrieking pain in my anal area.

by Asilomarbeach August 25, 2019

staind-pain

The extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to the album Break the Cycle.

Waking up with "It's Been A While" stuck in her head, Sarah experienced staind-pain for the first time since 2001.

NOTE: Not to be confused with stain-pain, the remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.

"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."

by austro March 25, 2022

Send the Pain Below

I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
Where I need it

You used to beg me
To take
Care of things
And smile at the thoughts
Of me failing

But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below

Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)

You used to run me away
All while laughing
Then cry about that fact
'Til my returns

But long before
Having hurt
I'll send the pain below
I'll send the pain below

Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below)
Much like suffocating

I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Anymore
Drop down
'Cause I'm in
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest)
Drop down

I liked
Having hurt
So send the pain below
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (I liked)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating) (having hurt)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below (much like suffocating)
So send the pain below

by Death Menace September 23, 2023

pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.

'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'

by JAT October 10, 2004

Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.

Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!

by Valmerito September 11, 2024

House of Pain

Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor.

Marine Detachment (MARDET) Fort Leonard Wood, MO (FLW) Basic Military Police Schoolhouse U.S. Marine Corps Military Police Instruction Company (MPIC) DoD Interservice Non-Lethal Individual Weapons Instructors Course (INIWIC). Another name for INIWIC. INIWIC is the private school the Marine Corps operates out of FLW, since the program was founded in 1996 at MARDET Fort McClellan until their move to Fort Leonard Wood in 1999. The difference between Level 1 and 2 certifications is that you have to be exposed to OC spray and be tased to graduate with a Level 2 certification as an "instructor". The Legendary Level 3 or Instructor-Trainer certification is only available while you're at the FLW MP Schoolhouse ONLY at the chief instructor or Officer-in-Charge's discretion. Once you return to the fleet or operating force, you're only considered an instructor. Nicknamed the House of Pain due to the notorious torture of being pepper-sprayed and tasered with a Taser X2 to graduate with Level 2 certification. The current chief instructor is GySgt. Shane Sheaffer.

by kinghiroichi1 April 25, 2025