you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018

Ili Peach

The term when her vagina is soft and juicy

Damn I slid inside her and I knew she had that mean Ili peach

by Kingmiguel no November 22, 2017

Peach pit

When a man is so cold and your ball sack shrivels up it resembles a peach pit

My balls shrunk this peach pit is killing me

by Presidential973 June 18, 2024

Raccoon Peach

When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.

Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.

by RaccoonPeachFan December 26, 2020

Georgia Peach Pie

When you cum in a women’s asshole and shit and cum comes out and you eat it

Guy 1: Yo that Gwen chick is a freak she wanted me to give her a Georgia Peach Pie

Guy 2: Bro that’s not freaking that’s just disgusting

by Anonymoususer362973 July 30, 2024

Peaches

President Trump's pet name for his Wall, most likely born as a Freudian Slip.

Example of a Freudian slip in a Sentence:
He meant to say “Maybe if we rename THE WALL they'll forget about impeachment,” but what came out was a Freudian slip: ““They can name it whatever. They can name it ‘peaches.’ I don’t care what they name it. But we need money for that barrier."

by ghostie girl January 11, 2019

Peaches

A celebrity with a lot of issues and STDS

person1: ew who is

person2: she looks like the next peaches

by zoey101_wtf July 21, 2020