poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 5, 2017

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.

Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.

by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night

by maxxt January 11, 2018

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker

by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018

the thinker

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018