Thomas Jenkinson

Likes brownies and gki takeaway. Usually a sweat at Fifa and likes annoying George on warzone. He loves an airport tower drop on warzone or stadium

Thomas jenkinson should work at an airport

by Up the theodorous army May 18, 2020

Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"

As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.

by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020

Thomas Edison'd

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

Thomas Street

A man who can always make you laugh when you need it the most. He is always curious and hates pigeons that live on his roof. And an amazing painting that inspires his granddaughter

Random person: Oh look it’s Thomas Street!
You: Oh wow! Have you seen his latest art work??
Random person: No but I heard his Granddaughter loves it!

by The granddaughter September 23, 2020

Thomas Park

A ginger cunt who fakes schizophrenia and really thinks he can beatbox.

People:
Thomas Park: Bootz-and-a-ting-ya--butabutabutabo-ting-ya

by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020

Thomas

Horny bastard

Thomas is a horny cunt

by Ooga booga ur a night October 18, 2020

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is a mathematics teacher currently working at St Augustine's College Cairns (251 Draper Street, 4870, Cairns, QLD, Australia) He currently teaches a variety of grates ranging from 7 to year 12 essential

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide 0 and 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020