clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

by rachaaa July 17, 2009

Clam-Dipping

The female equivalent of Tea-Bagging.

After vanquishing her enemy she proceeded to humiliate her foe with a thorough Clam-Dipping.

by Fallout-Canuck June 28, 2018

Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

Clam Cam

The female equivalent of a dick pic. A photo of your snatch.

"My boyfriend loved the clam cam I sent him last night."

by JUNGLE_PUMPKIN_69 March 19, 2017

Clam Rally

A gathering of white-supremacist chicks.

Let's go down to the Clam Rally and see if we can pick up some chicks.

by pdobrinen January 15, 2011

Clam chatter

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.

Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.

by Clamer September 3, 2017

sand clam

A vagina that was shaved 2 days prior and now has stubble.

I scraped my face on her sand clam when I went down on her.

by NinjaCamelRider May 2, 2018