stutter butts

A case of diarrhea, usually following a night of drinking or Mexican food, in which the feces comes out in fast spurts, almost like when someone who stutters speaks and struggles to get words out smoothly.

I ate some Chipotle and had a couple of IPAs last night and woke up with the worst case of the stutter butts.

by stutterbutts1 August 29, 2018

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 17, 2022

butt toke

A Ciggarette laced with cocaine. Normally the end of a smoke is dipped in the remains of the nights product.

who wanna play Russian Roulette for the butt tokes?

by skr0oface April 4, 2005

Scraggy Butt

Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.

When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!

by ClutchmasterK February 14, 2021

Butt growl

A fart that you successfully keep from escaping but decides to let loose inside and resembles your stomach growling loudly but clearly is not coming from your stomach.

I held that fart in but everyone still heard my butt growl. I was so embarrassed when my butt growled in the middle of class.

by Creatrix March 6, 2021

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021

butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

by bruised spine October 3, 2003