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Simon

A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"
by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022
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Anfernee simons

The greatest 16 year old to ever play in the nba
Hey did you see what anfernee simons did last night?
Yeah he's the goat
by Anfernee simons is the goat March 16, 2021
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Simon Inflation

Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025
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Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.
Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish
by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018
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Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024
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Dick Simoned

When nick simone is having sex with your girl
My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
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Simone Shields

Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl
Simone Shields is going to baywest
by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020
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