An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
by Choach Poacher November 16, 2020
So you know those kids at Disney land imagine their happiness in a sex position. A mixture of the spread eagle but she's got her legs on the front side of you whil standing.
by Fieryginger February 11, 2017
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by AmsterdamRepCentralCanalsJordaan September 08, 2005
When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
by That guy gettin his D WET April 06, 2009
"So I called customer support and was eventually connected to some raghead in Unga Bunga Land who couldn't speak a lick of English"
by Waylon Cat February 07, 2008