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Hand Umbrella

Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.
"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."
by Devinsdman September 29, 2009
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Hand dump

When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
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mandy hand

A very dry, sad, even painful handjob admistered by very chapped hands.
Sally gave me a $5 mandy hand behind the Taco Bell dumpster, but at least it was cheap.
by Dugan Champaign November 17, 2022
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garbage hand

When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.
Bro I got a garbage hand wanna smell it?
Bro?
Where'd you go?
Dude...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
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Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
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Hand Hummer

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.
by Smash D January 18, 2017
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Fran Hand

1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.

2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
by RUMadbro August 4, 2011
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