by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018
Get the gollands handsmug. Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.
Friend: What happened with you and Julie?
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead
" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".
by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014
Get the hand dookermug. Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*
by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020
Get the Hand Fertilizermug. 
1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.
2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
by RUMadbro August 4, 2011
Get the Fran Handmug. by Smash D January 18, 2017
Get the Hand Hummermug. Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.
OR
Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
OR
Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
Get the Granny Handingmug.