Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

Clam-Dipping

The female equivalent of Tea-Bagging.

After vanquishing her enemy she proceeded to humiliate her foe with a thorough Clam-Dipping.

by Fallout-Canuck June 28, 2018

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

clam bra

A clam bra is the elastic, oft decorated fabric that covers a woman's clam. Commonly known as "underwear", or in the southern U.S., "squirrel cover".

Shall we take a quick jaunt to Victoria's Secret? I heard they were having a huge sale on clam bras.

by kegeladdict July 3, 2014

clam clapper

Lesbian; a female who touches her clam to another female's clam.

Chris: "That Katie girl is really hot. I'm gonna buy her a drink."

Michael: "Don't waste your time. See that girl she's with? They're clam clappers."

by Bulldog32 April 21, 2014

clam cover

the female equivalency of getting cock blocked.

My girls and I went to make the kill on a group of hotties, but we ecountered a clam cover when we realized there were two girls among their group.

by rachaaa July 17, 2009

Clam Dam

When an acquaintance blocks their female friend from getting with a guy. The equivalent of Cock Block, this can cause a reduction of friendship and a possibility of ruining any more chances with said man.

Chelsea was about to get a throbbing cock inside of her until Taylor came in crying, what a total Clam Dam

by benji2141 September 14, 2012