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The π = 3 Church

When believers subscribe to the uncompromising view that any numbers or fractions mentioned in, or mathematical constants derived from, the Bible must be taken literally with zero room for approximation, adulteration, or subtraction.
Founded by a group of Bible literalists-turned-theomaticians, the π = 3 Church has so far failed to appeal to pre-believers and the converted, especially those who’re allergic to school or college math, despite regularly distributing free pies and pizzas to the poor in the community.
by Fasters February 12, 2023
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Church

The Last Name Church Means Your Mother and Father Will Always Stick Together if You Do Something Wrong Your Punishment Is Probably Going To Fuck You Over
Did You Hear Those Church parents Last night

Yes I Did
by Harry1727 November 23, 2021
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The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type
The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.
by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025
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Church Smile

A word to describe the attitude of someone being disingenuously nice in order to cover their true rotten personality
That bitch Karen had a church smile on all day, made me want to punt Mrs.Perfect into the lake
by GuyLampShade May 31, 2022
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Church

To completely agree with someone, or to say that you are on the same page. Your agreeance is so strong, it’s religious.
John: Yo, if that Mutha fucka don’t pay me tomorrow I’m gonna whoop his ass!

Sean: church, bro. Church.
by Eggcleary June 27, 2022
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church militant

A devout follower of the Christian church, "militant" meaning that life is a battle and Heaven of the Eternal Triumph
A devout Christian is a church militant
by sweet96629 October 17, 2022
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OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.
"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.
by Poobody May 6, 2025
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