Sad Clam

A frowning vagina, IE: a vagina with an oddly, visible and prominent curvature. The curvature resembles a sad face, much like a crying clown holding a balloon. An unpleasant vagina, one that nobody would like to see.

"Daaaamn, did you see the busted vagina on her?" "Yeah, that's a sad clam, Rodger!" Also see: ham wallet

by Captain JynX March 29, 2011

Clam Tank

A house full of female residents.

You know, like a clam tank.

That 930 house is a real clam tank.

by Silky Jay February 13, 2010

Clam Rally

A gathering of white-supremacist chicks.

Let's go down to the Clam Rally and see if we can pick up some chicks.

by pdobrinen January 15, 2011

Clam Cam

The female equivalent of a dick pic. A photo of your snatch.

"My boyfriend loved the clam cam I sent him last night."

by JUNGLE_PUMPKIN_69 March 19, 2017

clam snapping

When a vagina slams shut on your finger and you cant get it out, can also apply to a penis or another object.

I had issues with some serious clam snapping last night, we had to go to hospital.

by Quickstix45 January 29, 2015

clam bra

A clam bra is the elastic, oft decorated fabric that covers a woman's clam. Commonly known as "underwear", or in the southern U.S., "squirrel cover".

Shall we take a quick jaunt to Victoria's Secret? I heard they were having a huge sale on clam bras.

by kegeladdict July 3, 2014

Clam Dam

When an acquaintance blocks their female friend from getting with a guy. The equivalent of Cock Block, this can cause a reduction of friendship and a possibility of ruining any more chances with said man.

Chelsea was about to get a throbbing cock inside of her until Taylor came in crying, what a total Clam Dam

by benji2141 September 14, 2012